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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E33. “A Blundering Observationalist”


It’s the first episode of 2018 and we don’t need no stinkin’ resolutions. Randy and Tommy are back to write their reverse bucket lists (aka the things that they NEVER hope to do in their lives). The guys also talk about new releases on Netflix, Black Mirror, The Punisher, and Sharknado. Come enjoy the taste of sarcasm with the newest…

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E31. “Milkshake Ducks”


This episode: we talk about Christmas songs and awkward Christmas parties. Do you even remember losing your two front teeth? Tommy discusses his (alleged) hockey skills and shares a deep knowledge of Mighty Ducks movie trivia. Plus, Randy has a strange encounter with a Salvation Army bell ringer, Tommy has a possessed house, and rage quitting regular viewings of The…

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Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E30. “Narc Narc Jokes”


This time, Randy and Tommy get real nostalgic as they talk about childhood movies that impacted them. The list includes Batman (1989), Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Wizard, The Monster Squad and more. The guys also talk about how the holiday season can be the most horrible time of year for retail workers everywhere. Brothers in Retail, we’re all in…

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Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E29. “Plywood Apologies”


This week, Randy witnesses an epic attempt at a public apology from a man who did a woman wrong. Hear all about this panicked Romeo’s plywood apology and whether or not it could possibly work. Do ever have someone repeat the same annoying question to you every single day? That’s the problem that has been plaguing Randy lately. There are…

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Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E27. “Joe Khaki and the Infinite Misery”


In this episode, Randy and Tommy rant about having daily morning rituals. Tommy acquires a license to marry (watch out ladies) and then declares Stephen King to be better than William Shakespeare. Plus, find out why cavemen had it easy and get a pro-tip on what you should tell someone to take when they say they’ve just been shot.

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E26. “Podcast Bachelor Party”


In this episode, we do the thing that you’re supposed to right before your good chum gets married…it’s a BACHELOR PARTY for Tommy…but in podcast form. Featuring special appearances by: Juliette Miranda & David the Producer from “The Unwritable Rant” podcast, TRB from “Welcome to Rantyville”, Nick from “Epic Film Guys”, Jake and Tom from “Jake and Tom Conquer the…

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E25. “Mr. Sear’s Gold Chocolate Coin”


This episode, hear about how Randy’s secret shame about letting a shoplifter run past him. It’s the whole rant about letting people win and smug dogs. Tommy’s wedding and, more importantly, his bachelor party is coming up and Randy is thinking up ways to spice both of them up. Plus, we have a missed connection involving a chevy and a…

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E24. “Cheesburg and a Bang”


This time on the Miserable Retail Slave show: Divorce rates/ those cold feet/ Morals and Values Thompson/ Married to Yourself/ Tommy “just knows”/ Randy Franchises/ Find a mate/ How many carats/ Manifest Destiny/ Settle quarrels with duels/ 32 and a half yards sideways/ a lynch mob/ Dating Miss America/ Back up glasses/ Perfect square glasses/ Never settle/ Social media posts/…

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Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E23. “Cigarettes and Sunsets”


In this episode, come navigate the peaks and valleys of life as Randy discovers he’s becoming a wrinkled old raisin. The rants come flying in this episode as the first annual airing of grievances is unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. Plus, Randy has a missed connection of his own and Tommy talks about how he used to date weird girls.

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E22. “Strangerine”


In this episode, learn about how an online dating site completely foiled Randy’s attempts at the good ol’ L-O-V-E. By the way, happy fantasy football season! No one cares about your fantasy football team! Plus, we get into an intense debate (for some reason) on the expiration date of honey. Not to mention all the usual nonsense including missed connections,…

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Miserable Retail Slave S05E18: “Doomed Trivial Apes”


In which, Randy has an epiphany and becomes The Love Millennial. Randy sees a girl that haunts his wildest dreams…but will she stick around? It’s online dating nonsense at its finest. Other topics: Forced vasectomies, Those confident people who are always wrong, and The Match Song. Plus, the longest and most fascinating missed connection ever. Don’t miss it, kids.  

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