Author Archives : Miserable Retail Slave

Miserable Retail Slave: S05E26. “Podcast Bachelor Party”


In this episode, we do the thing that you’re supposed to right before your good chum gets married…it’s a BACHELOR PARTY for Tommy…but in podcast form. Featuring special appearances by: Juliette Miranda & David the Producer from “The Unwritable Rant” podcast, TRB from “Welcome to Rantyville”, Nick from “Epic Film Guys”, Jake and Tom from “Jake and Tom Conquer the…

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E25. “Mr. Sear’s Gold Chocolate Coin”


This episode, hear about how Randy’s secret shame about letting a shoplifter run past him. It’s the whole rant about letting people win and smug dogs. Tommy’s wedding and, more importantly, his bachelor party is coming up and Randy is thinking up ways to spice both of them up. Plus, we have a missed connection involving a chevy and a…

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E24. “Cheesburg and a Bang”


This time on the Miserable Retail Slave show: Divorce rates/ those cold feet/ Morals and Values Thompson/ Married to Yourself/ Tommy “just knows”/ Randy Franchises/ Find a mate/ How many carats/ Manifest Destiny/ Settle quarrels with duels/ 32 and a half yards sideways/ a lynch mob/ Dating Miss America/ Back up glasses/ Perfect square glasses/ Never settle/ Social media posts/…

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Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E23. “Cigarettes and Sunsets”


In this episode, come navigate the peaks and valleys of life as Randy discovers he’s becoming a wrinkled old raisin. The rants come flying in this episode as the first annual airing of grievances is unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. Plus, Randy has a missed connection of his own and Tommy talks about how he used to date weird girls.

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E22. “Strangerine”


In this episode, learn about how an online dating site completely foiled Randy’s attempts at the good ol’ L-O-V-E. By the way, happy fantasy football season! No one cares about your fantasy football team! Plus, we get into an intense debate (for some reason) on the expiration date of honey. Not to mention all the usual nonsense including missed connections,…

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Miserable Retail Slave S05E18: “Doomed Trivial Apes”


In which, Randy has an epiphany and becomes The Love Millennial. Randy sees a girl that haunts his wildest dreams…but will she stick around? It’s online dating nonsense at its finest. Other topics: Forced vasectomies, Those confident people who are always wrong, and The Match Song. Plus, the longest and most fascinating missed connection ever. Don’t miss it, kids.  

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Miserable Retail Slave. S05E12. “Cup of Bugs”


There’s online dating nonsense all throughout these precious podcast minutes, so hopefully you’re into that sort of thing. For example, find out what happened with that online dating message that was sent last week. Is THE ONE actually “The One” or is there a new one? Randy and Tommy are joined by special guest, The Ranty Bastard, formerly of “The Retail Rant”…

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