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Miserable Retail Slave, 200. “The Unwritable Miserable Retail Slave”


Juliette Miranda and David the Producer (The Unwritable Rant podcast) helps us celebrate episode 200 AND the 6 year anniversary of Miserable Retail Slave. We talk about random celebrity encounters- find out who drank with Kid Rock, who met Sylvester Stallone, and who had a sing along with Pat Benatar. We also discuss Juliette’s writing process, the feeling of getting…

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Miserable Retail Slave, S05E42. “Inspector Jacket”


Get ready for a Ferocious Flamethrower of Funny in the form of an Amazing Auditory Assault. The newest episode of the Miserable Retail Slave podcast will scorch your silly ears with sarcasm and sass in the Mighty Miserable Retail Slave Manner. In this fantastically facetious episode: Oh there shall come a day, that day that all people must face, that…

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Miserable Retail Slave, S05E40. “The Great Beard Awakening”


We pretty much do it all in this episode including: Create a new social media revolution called People Watcher Share our traumatic movie experiences Pitch some ridiculous movies in The Movie Pitch game Make a surprising return to the world of online dating Suffer an injury by falling on the ice Worry about all the reasons Alexa may be laughing…

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Miserable Retail Slave, S05E38. “The Important Philosophies of Sammy Hagar”


In this episode of Miserable Retail Slave, we talk about a strange library encounter and how it’s not always a good idea to go back home. Being a podcast based a few miles outside of beautiful Flint, Michigan, we give our initial reactions to the new documentary on Netflix, Flint Town. Finally, we ask the question, what songs would provide…

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E36. “The White Trash Double Feature”


This episode, it’s a day in the life of Randy as he endures the White Trash Double Feature, makes a new enemy, and witnesses an Arby’s kitchen romance. Also, the Nerdo Network’s own Dexter from the podcast “Let’s Get Drunk and Talk Comics” joins the show to discuss the rise of #Doyouevencomicbook. There’s something for everyone on this one. Come get it.…

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E33. “A Blundering Observationalist”


It’s the first episode of 2018 and we don’t need no stinkin’ resolutions. Randy and Tommy are back to write their reverse bucket lists (aka the things that they NEVER hope to do in their lives). The guys also talk about new releases on Netflix, Black Mirror, The Punisher, and Sharknado. Come enjoy the taste of sarcasm with the newest…

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E31. “Milkshake Ducks”


This episode: we talk about Christmas songs and awkward Christmas parties. Do you even remember losing your two front teeth? Tommy discusses his (alleged) hockey skills and shares a deep knowledge of Mighty Ducks movie trivia. Plus, Randy has a strange encounter with a Salvation Army bell ringer, Tommy has a possessed house, and rage quitting regular viewings of The…

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Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E30. “Narc Narc Jokes”


This time, Randy and Tommy get real nostalgic as they talk about childhood movies that impacted them. The list includes Batman (1989), Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Wizard, The Monster Squad and more. The guys also talk about how the holiday season can be the most horrible time of year for retail workers everywhere. Brothers in Retail, we’re all in…

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Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E29. “Plywood Apologies”


This week, Randy witnesses an epic attempt at a public apology from a man who did a woman wrong. Hear all about this panicked Romeo’s plywood apology and whether or not it could possibly work. Do ever have someone repeat the same annoying question to you every single day? That’s the problem that has been plaguing Randy lately. There are…

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Miserable Retail Slave podcast: S05E27. “Joe Khaki and the Infinite Misery”


In this episode, Randy and Tommy rant about having daily morning rituals. Tommy acquires a license to marry (watch out ladies) and then declares Stephen King to be better than William Shakespeare. Plus, find out why cavemen had it easy and get a pro-tip on what you should tell someone to take when they say they’ve just been shot.

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Miserable Retail Slave: S05E26. “Podcast Bachelor Party”


In this episode, we do the thing that you’re supposed to right before your good chum gets married…it’s a BACHELOR PARTY for Tommy…but in podcast form. Featuring special appearances by: Juliette Miranda & David the Producer from “The Unwritable Rant” podcast, TRB from “Welcome to Rantyville”, Nick from “Epic Film Guys”, Jake and Tom from “Jake and Tom Conquer the…

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