Miserable Retail Slave S05E18: “Doomed Trivial Apes”

In which, Randy has an epiphany and becomes The Love Millennial. Randy sees a girl that haunts his wildest dreams…but will she stick around? It’s online dating nonsense at its finest.

Other topics: Forced vasectomies, Those confident people who are always wrong, and The Match Song.

Plus, the longest and most fascinating missed connection ever. Don’t miss it, kids.


Miserable Retail Slave