Roman and Strowman, oh man.
Two big dudes going at it, neither one ran.
This match is kinda slow, damn man.
What a bad o-man.
For each attending young fan.
Who all love the big dog Ro-man.
But ’tis a good sign for the older fan.
Who are all rooting for Strowman.
So, who’s gonna save Roman?
From big Braun Strowman?
Is it time for that three second tan?
Not for Ro-man.
Not even a flying Strow-man…
Can put down this big Samo-an.
No one needs to save RO-MAN.
Because Roman is his own man.
A few punches like Superman
A spear or two, as well, from Ro-man.
And he beat the monster Strowman.
Because he is Vince McMahon’s chosen.
Next up: The Dead Man!