roman and strowman

“Oh Man” – An Ode To Roman VS. Strowman

Roman and Strowman, oh man.

 

Two big dudes going at it, neither one ran.

 

Oh man.

 

Oh man.

 

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Strowman.

 

Roman.

 

Oh man.

 

NO…man.

 

This match is kinda slow, damn man.

 

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What a bad o-man.

 

For each attending young fan.

 

Who all love the big dog Ro-man.

 

But ’tis a good sign for the older fan.

 

Who are all rooting for Strowman.

 

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So, who’s gonna save Roman?

 

From big Braun Strowman?

 

WHOA MAN!

 

Is it time for that three second tan?

 

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NO MAN!

 

Not for Ro-man.

 

Not even a flying Strow-man…

 

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Can put down this big Samo-an.

 

No one needs to save RO-MAN.

 

Because Roman is his own man.

 

A few punches like Superman

 

A spear or two, as well, from Ro-man.

 

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And he beat the monster Strowman.

 

Because he is Vince McMahon’s chosen.

 

Next up: The Dead Man!

 

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Oh.

 

MAN!