The Baller Life of Macho Man Randy Savage

The Madness
Macho Man Randy Savage’s Baller Life
(As Seen Through a Collection of the Greatest Pictures Ever)

Everyone loves Macho Man Randy Savage, right? If you answered no to that question, then you should just get right the hell out of my face. How can you not like The Madness? He had the best elbow drop in the business. Also, if these pictures are any indication, the man lived a sweet life.

Hell, some might say it was just…too sweet.

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To explain what you’re reading: A few months ago, I found a photo album on WWE.com, which features some of the best pictures I have ever seen.

It’s called “A Unique Look at Macho Man Randy Savage.”

Unique is the key word there. Prepare yourself for some pure, unfiltered awesomeness.

Reflective Macho Man (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Reflective Macho Man (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Surfing Macho Man (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Surfing Macho Man (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Family-friendly Macho Man (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Family-friendly Macho Man (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Glorious Macho (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Glorious Macho (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho's just getting some sun on the hood of his dope car. No big deal (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho’s just getting some sun on the hood of his dope car. No big deal (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho and Elizabeth (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho and Miss Elizabeth (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho's about to drop an elbow (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho’s about to drop an elbow (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho looking like he's about to take off and fly away (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho looking like he’s about to take off and fly away (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho Man wants you!! (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho Man wants you!! (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Look at that stone cold pimp right there (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Look at that stone cold pimp right there (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Friendly Macho (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Friendly Macho (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Romantic Macho with some intense eyes (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Romantic Macho with some intense eyes (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho rips it on a jet ski (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho rips it on a jet ski (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho, surrounded by a flock of fly ass ladies (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho, surrounded by a flock of fly ass ladies (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho wants you - again. He's not through with yo' ass (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Macho wants you – again. He’s not through with yo’ ass (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Smooth Macho being smooth (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Smooth Macho being smooth (Courtesy of WWE.com)
The Mega Powers (Courtey of WWE.com)
The Mega Powers (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Fist bump him, if you want. Macho doesn't care (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Fist bump him, if you want. Macho doesn’t care (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Thumbs up (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Thumbs up (Courtesy of WWE.com)
The Macho King (Courtesy of WWE.com)
The Macho King (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Surfing Macho does some more surfing (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Surfing Macho does some more surfing (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Reflective Macho doing some more reflecting (Courtesy of WWE.com)
Reflective Macho doing some more reflecting (Courtesy of WWE.com)

Didn’t I tell you the pictures were going to be awesome? Come on, now. Look at all of that. There’s a reason we’re still talking about him.

It’s because Macho Man Randy Savage lived his life like a goddamn boss.

FEATURED IMAGE CREDIT: Courtesy of WWE.com.

Walter Winchester
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